. . . ::one.tweaked.out.mofo.named.brandon:: . . .

dimanche, juin 17, 2001

man oh man oh man, have i had a great first week of not being in school! too bad i only have about one more week until i have to go back to school, though. that's right pplz, i'm gonna have to go to summer school for my alg2/trig class taught by the non-teaching mr. fuller. ah well, i deserve it and i'll just have to deal with it. well, let's not focus on that right now. let's talk about my week (or the more exciting parts of it anyway)...
Wednesday: kristy, gillian, rob, john, joiya, jesse, and i decided to hang out in front of school since we had nothing else to do. we let a fire or two, got shooed away by middle school teachers, and even roasted a few marshmellows! after all that excitement, we decided we'd go downtown to the bookstore Lambda Rising where i bought faggots. i can't wait to start reading it! after that, we all split up. john, kristy, jesse, and i ended up going to the mall in towson where i quickly sharpened up my 5-finger discounting skills. i'm not sure how, but i made it home passed out on my bed for a good while.
Thursday: while standing in front of the mirror after shining a safety pin with alcohol wipes for about 7 hours, i slowly, slowly gave myself my first piercing ever in my right ear! the actual piercing process took about 10 minutes (yes, the process of me sticking the pin through my ear) which shows that i'm SUCH a wuss. but i don't care! i got me a ear piercing now mah!!!
Friday: damon and i went to see tomb raider at towson. that night i also met the "manifestation of cuteness" that is sheldon. ehh.. n/m. if u've never met ...n/m.
Saturday: jarrell, devin, and i went to wintriss' (sp?) graduation party somewhere off on the east side of baltimore. met a whole buncha ppl and did a lotta grinding against asses and vaginas (vagini?). even got a chance to see what i look like with blue contacts in, which is pretty evil & gay. but how on earth could that be a bad thing?
well, now i'm off to do some more site work, eat another bad of sunflower seeds, listen to music, and bitch my sister out for not giving me a ride to the light rail stop. oh yeah.. even though ur not talking to me cuz ur a stupid ho, hi bryan.
so says brandon @[6:58 PM] comment!

behold! a new layout! and now all i have to do is wait for the problems with it to come pouring in.
so says brandon @[6:09 PM] comment!

mercredi, juin 06, 2001

afterschool today the christian learning club held their last meeting. normally, i could've given a flying crap about the christian learning club because i'm atheist, but seeing as they were giving free pizza and soda out, i felt very compelled to go! so, of course, right after the end of school bell rang, i bolted down to room 172, snatched some pizza & garlic sauce, and ran like hell!!
i am so going to hell.
so says brandon @[6:49 PM] comment!

dimanche, juin 03, 2001

y must i always get messed up on fridays? it seems to be a reoccurring ritual these days.. afterschool somebody wants to do something and i just happen to be there when they do it. hey, i'm not complaining or anything.. it just seems kinda odd that such things keep on happening. that's why ppl keep telling me i'm a pothead! but see, that's where ppl r wrong. to be a pothead, u have to have pothead money and seeing as i don't have a job and only get $10 a week from my mom, it is impossible for me to become an official pothead! however, that doesn't mean that i can't mooch off of other ppl's stuff ;-).
so says brandon @[11:15 AM] comment!

jeudi, mai 31, 2001

haikus of the day...
Oh, it is? Pray tell
what is the best thing that's done
while I'm laying down?
getting a big dick
rhythmically thrust inside you
while making faces
I'm laughing aloud.
My Dad asked me what you said,
and I snorted milk.
so says brandon @[7:15 PM] comment!

yet another reason why dubya shouldn't be president of anything ever! this is an excellent article and if any of u have time, i suggest u read it.
so says brandon @[7:01 PM] comment!

very soon many things will be changing about this site. for one, i'll be replacing this crappy ass design with a basic-looking but much better-looking design. i just have to work out a few kinks with some html that i have yet to figure out and then everything should be fine. oooh.. i can't wait! it's not like i'll be getting more than 7 hits a day, but i still can't wait!
speaking of hits, i've been getting an extremely small number of them recently. on my most recent site report, it says that i've gotten an average of 7 hits per day in the last week. that, of course, is not a good thing. it's not like i can't do anything about it, though. i just need to actually start blogging like i used to. then, i'll be getting what i want (that being hits, not weed)... oh yeah!
so says brandon @[6:14 PM] comment!

mercredi, mai 30, 2001

this evening i attempted making a new site design and i actually got some done, but, of course, mom had to ruin everything. now, i must go and mow the lawn. fun.
so says brandon @[8:04 PM] comment!

dimanche, mai 27, 2001

dammit! the MARC train isn't running on monday, so now i have no idea how i'm gonna get to HFStival. dammit!! time for some old-fashioned begging for a ride.
so says brandon @[12:53 PM] comment!

last night was quite an adventure! well, not really.. it just so happens that all of the fun & excitement of my day yesterday occurred within the hours of 9:00-11:00pm. i convinced mom to take me to amanda's house where there was a little bit of excitement going on. lap-sitting, joint-passing, ciggarette-breaking, uncontrollable laughing, OH YEAH!
when i got there, i realized just how bad i looked. i hadn't taken a shower, i had on ripped jeans, my glasses (ewww) cuz i was too lazy to put my contacts in, a tie-dye shirt, and white socks with open-toe sandals. if that doesn't scream relaxation i don't know what does. unluckily for me it began to rain while i was walking around hampden with random people passing a pretty phat joint (note the use of the term "phat"), but since i was pretty high, i didn't really care. once 11:00 hit i rushed back to amanda's house so as not to get yelled at by mom who i remember said "be ready to leave at 11:00 exactly," as she dropped me off. i got back at 11:01, ran in the house, gave everybody a hug, laughed at gillian who was geekin her ass off, and ran outside to a waiting mother.
got home and quickly ran upstairs to my room.. it's just never a good thing to have your family realize that you're high, so my room tends to be a good place to be. for the rest of the night i watched madTV and SNL which were insanely hilarious... i'm pretty sure the weed had something to do with that, though. once all the comedy was over, i passed out on my bed and slowly drifted into dreamland. behold, the effects of marijuana!
so says brandon @[12:52 PM] comment!

samedi, mai 26, 2001

on monday i'm going to HFStival with a buncha ppl and i couldn't be more excited! the only problem is, i have absolutely no idea how i'm getting there. somebody? anybody?
so says brandon @[12:59 PM] comment!

afterschool yesterday i disappeared into the east side of baltimore with a bunch of random graduating seniors to "celebrate their seniority." this celebration involved a lotta liquor, a lotta weed, and a lotta munchies .. my kinda celebration!! i got drunk & high off my ass and got home around 11:30pm via david armenti's sister.
at home i was yelled at by mom who "had no idea" where i was (when, in fact, i sent the message home to her that i wouldn't be back until late.. silly ho). whatever. to appease her, i acted like i was listening and managed to say "what?", "huh", "yeah", and "ok" a lot. when i heard her say that she was done, i quickly grabbed my books and gently floated upstairs to my bed where i passed out half-naked for the night and dreamt peaceful dreams. perfect friday night.
so says brandon @[12:45 PM] comment!